Because you can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse, here’s a new product you can give your favorite survivalist friend for their next birthday: Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her. The new scents by weird perfume shop Demeter Fragrance Library are designed to evade zombie detection (and dismembering) by masking your warm, spring-fresh, undead scent with the aroma of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, earth, moss and, for the ladies, dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel. At $40 for a 4-ounce bottle, which goes quicker than you think, maybe it’s better to wait for the apocalypse to start … and then steal some.